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Shorter vs. the Mid-South Conf Alabama vs. the SEC Conf Shorter vs. the Top 25 Alabama vs. the Top 25 Who is Shorter better than? Who is Alabama better than? Who is better than Shorter? Who is better than Alabama?
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City St 23 - 10 Div II Eliz. City St beat Tusculum 49 - 29 Div II Tusculum beat Urbana 45 - 35 Div II Urbana beat Dayton 13 - 10 Div I - FCS Dayton beat Robert Morris 21 - 14 Div I - FCS Robert Morris beat Albany NY 13 - 10 Div I - FCS Albany NY beat Maine 20 - 16 Div I - FCS Maine beat Massachusetts 19 - 9 Div I - FCS Massachusetts beat New Hampshire 23 - 17 Div I - FCS New Hampshire beat Villanova 28 - 24 Div I - FCS Villanova beat William & Mary 28 - 17 Div I - FCS William & Mary beat Virginia 26 - 14 Div I - FBS Virginia beat North Carolina 16 - 3 Div I - FBS North Carolina beat Virginia Tech 20 - 17 Div I - FBS Virginia Tech is better than Alabama because Virginia Tech beat Tennessee 37 - 14 while Alabama only beat Tennessee 12 - 10 Therefore, Shorter is better than Alabama in 2009 as shown in 20 rounds by a combined score of 535 - 319. OH YEAH? Well, flip it! Email this page to your buddy!