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Houston vs. the Conf USA Conf Memphis vs. the Conf USA Conf Houston vs. the Top 25 Memphis vs. the Top 25 Who is Houston better than? Who is Memphis better than? Who is better than Houston? Who is better than Memphis?
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GeorgiaWest HillsWest LA ColWest LibertyWest Valley ColWest VirginiaWestern St COWestfield StWestminster MOWestminster PAWheaton ILWhittierWhitworthWI Eau ClaireWI LaCrosseWI LutheranWI OshkoshWI PlattevilleWI River FallsWI Stevens PtWI StoutWI WhitewaterWidenerWilkesWillametteWilliam & MaryWilliamsWilmington OHWingateWinona StWisconsinWittenbergWm JewellWm PatersonWm PennWoffordWoosterWorcester StWorcester TechWV StateWV TechWV WesleyanWyomingYaleYoungstown StYuba Year: 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 Logic: Most Direct Path Wins Only Fastest Path Div I - FBS Houston beat East Carolina 56 - 3 Div I - FBS East Carolina beat Memphis 35 - 17 Therefore, Houston is better than Memphis in 2011 as shown in 2 rounds by a combined score of 91 - 20. 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